Author: Kuroshokora
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Silly drabble, exactly 100 words. The Master has a filthy mouth.
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Author: Kuroshokora
Pairing(s): Master/Doctor, Master-Sim/Doctor-Sim
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which the Master plays Sims 3. Pure crack.
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Title: The Teaboy Part 1
Author: Kuroshokora
Pairing/ characters: Jack/Ianto, the Doctor, Martha Jones, TW team, the Master
Rating: R
Genre: Drama/ romance
Summary: In which limbs are lost and then regained, hearts are won, and everything goes just a little bit Time Lord.
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Title: Sugar and Spice
Author: Kuroshokora
Genre: Porn. It was trying to be PWP but I may have failed.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack accepts Ianto’s invitation and teaches him some brand new things.
Notes (and warnings): I’m not putting a lot of information here because it would completely spoil the novel ‘Almost Perfect’ by James Goss for those who haven’t already read it. This story continues from where the novel left off. It’s also post Exit Wounds, so S2 spoilers also. If you’ve read ‘Almost Perfect,’ step this way. If not but you still want to read, I’ve included a very brief description at the beginning of everything you need to know in order to understand the story. You will still be able to follow the story without having read the novel. I don’t think my story ruins the plot, I barely tell you anything more than the blurb on the back of the book, but it definitely encompasses a major plot point, so that’s your last warning if you don’t want to know. If you don’t mind that, then please read on.
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Title: Taking A Break
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Fluffy, or it was meant to be. A little bit of angst crept in, but it has a happy ending!
Summary: Life is built on habits. Gwen forces Jack and Ianto to take a break from routine. Post Exit Wounds, and spoilers.
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IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY??
Brave New World- Iron Maiden
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Red Flag- Billy Talent (Not quite)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
To Tame A Land- Iron Maiden
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
I'd Do Anything- Simple Plan (Haha)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
House Of Cards- Madina Lake
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pork And Beans- Weezer (Um...)
WHAT IS 2+2?
Warning- Green Day
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS?
When You Were Young- The Killers (Nice...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Miss You- Blink 182 (Aw... that's actually true)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Perfect- Simple Plan (So true)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Lost And Found- Feeder (Heh)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl- Good Charlotte (ROFLMAO)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
She's A Rebel- Green Day (lol)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
She Moves In Her Own Way- The Kooks (I can see that)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Rockstar- Nickelback (Oh God...)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Crawling- Linkin Park (Yeah...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Minority- Green Day (Yay!)
WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Basket Casee- Green Day (I'm already crazy, don't worry)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Accident And Emergency- Patrick Wolf (Eep!)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Papercut- Linkin Park (laughs)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Wings Of A Butterfly- HIM (Really, now?)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Letterbomb- Green Day (I imagine it would)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
So Here We Are- Bloc Party (Apparently)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Valerie- Amy Winehouse
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
I Won't Be Home For Christmas- Blink 182 (Maybe not *sniffs*)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Sorry, You're Not A Winner- Enter Shikari (Damn straight)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Empty Walls- Serj Tankian
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Wrathchild- Iron Maiden
- Music:All of the above
All of the characters from Heroes have been exiled to a deserted island.
helixisland.proboards.com
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Title: Treetops
Author: Kuroshokora
Pairing/characters: Starsky/Hutch
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Slash, Shy!Hutch, probably OOCness
Summary: Starky and Hutch, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Notes: AU, teenagers David Starsky and Ken Hutchinson meet while climbling trees. Short and slightly silly fluff.
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Title: Freak
Author: kuroshokora
Pairing/characters: Clark/Lex
Rating: M-ish
Warnings: Sappy angst
Summary: Lex didn't belong.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my laptop and my twisted imagination.
Notes: Thanks to Vicky for beta reading and giving concrit, even though she hates Smallville. Er, and a slightly desperate personal request, I'm looking for MSN/email buddies, since my friends are likely to kill me if I keep forcing them to talk about Clex with me. So, my email is always_the_rejects@hotmail.co.uk, feel free to drop me a line.
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Title: Merry Lexmas
Author: kuroshokora
Pairing/characters: Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Adult content, perverted innuendos
Summary: Clark and Lex indulge in some festive phone flirting
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my laptop and my twisted imagination.
Notes: I've caught a bad cold, so I wrote this short silly fic to cheer myself up. Hope you all like it as well.
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Title: What I Go To School For (Part One)
Author: kuroshokora
Pairing/characters: Main: Bruce/Dick. Minor/Mentioned: Roy/Various, Clark/Lex, Logan/Scott, Peter/Harry, Harley/Ivy... maybe others later xD
Rating: NC-17 eventually
Warnings: Slash! Fem-slash! Teacher/student relationship! (Dick is over the age of consent)
Summary: AU, DC/Marvel X-Over. Dick Grayson is an orphaned ex-circus performer turned student trying to find his way. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire ex-police detective turned law teacher hiding from the pain of his past. Together, they may find reconciliation.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my laptop and my twisted imagination.
Notes: Basically, I wanted to write a Teacher!Bruce fic. That's where this started. It is AU, so although a lot of the characters have the same basic backstory, don't be surprised if I change a hell of a lot! Most of the supporting characters in this are from DC or Marvel comics so see if you can spot which are from where! Oh, and I should probably point out that since I am English and have never studied Law in an American college, I made most of it up. I have no idea what a Law class is actually like xD but this is how I imagine Bruce teaching.
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Title: Holy Homosexuality!
Author: kuroshokora
Pairing/characters: Bruce/Dick
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash!
Summary: Bruce and Dick go condom shopping
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my laptop and my twisted imagination.
Notes: Dedicated to my friend Anna who pointed out, correctly I must admit, that nobody in my stories ever seem to use condoms. So I made Bruce and Dick go buy some. It was originally going to be a crack-laden ficlet, but it turned into smut. Oh well xD
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Title: Cure For The Itch
Author: kuroshokora
Pairing/characters: Bruce/Dick, Alfred
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash!
Summary: Dick has a rash. Bruce helps him out.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my laptop and my twisted imagination.
Notes: Dick is Nightwing in this fic, so he's not underage. Originally going to be called 'Spotted Dick' because... he has spots. And is called Dick. But I figured you people with your dirty minds might jump to conclusions so I played it safe xD. I actually got the idea from a 'pudding' prompt, and flicking through a dessert menu... this fic just popped straight into my head. Time frame is a bit screwy.
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